I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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