My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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