Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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