why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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