But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Mom said you looked used
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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