Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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