Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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