why didn't you poke me back
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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