I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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