new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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