Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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