I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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