I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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