There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
