all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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