we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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