You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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