Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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