If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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