it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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