I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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