we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I enjoy the company of your penis
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
Randomize
