More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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