I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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