He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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