I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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