You work out of a Hotel?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm always down for nudity.
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