glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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