It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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