Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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