gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
It's shark week go big or go home
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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