so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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