Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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