i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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