"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
