party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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