come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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