And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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