I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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