Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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