on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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