oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
