Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
His nipple licking is glorious
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