seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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