How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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