Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
