I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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