Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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