brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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