I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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