hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have demons in me.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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