I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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