I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
